HaarlemShuffler
Coffee Shop Radge
I wrote a wee song about three easy putts I made...
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Did yi have tae putt them all back?I just fell into my 300 golf clubs at a sports shop earlier today...
Doctors have said that I should be ok but I am
not out of the woods yet...
Had to pay for the ones I had broken...cost me a fair wedge.Did yi have tae putt them all back?
Must have made a hole in one s wallet.Had to pay for the ones I had broken...cost me a fair wedge.
My favourite ever joke. I genuinely can't tell it to anyone without breaking down in laughter as I get to the end.Mummy Balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon all slept in the same bed.
One day Daddy balloon decided that baby balloon was getting too big and the bed was overcrowded.He told baby it was time to sleep in his own bed and he reluctantly agreed.
However during the night he got lonely and decided to get back in his parents bed.
He tried but couldn't get in so he untied his mummy's knot let some air out and tried to get in.No luck.
So he untied his daddy's knot let some air out and tried to get in.No luck.
So he untied his own knot, let some air out and tried to get into bed.Success!
Next morning his daddy wakes up and realises baby balloon is in their bed again.
Annoyed, he tells baby balloon ' You've let your mummy down, you've let me down and most of all you've let yourself down! '
Bob Monkhouse classic.Everybody laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.
They’re not laughing now.
Which one is you?Old pals. View attachment 3558