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Got this in a message at 7.30 last night ... From Uncle Dougie @Gunnerhibby ?

Remember at 19-59 go out the front door and say “ If you hate the fuckin Jamboes clap your hands “ and watch everybody join in ?
Is that uncle Dougie from the libby travel bus? Used to go on that when i was early teens! Loooooong time ago ???


Aulder Than The Internet This Radge
We should start a Really Old Joke thread for jokes like this one. So in the absence of one ...

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."


A message to you, radge
In Jamaica a Scotch pie will cost £1
In Barbados it costs £1.50
In Haiti it costs £2.00
In Cuba it will cost £0.75
& In Grenada it costs £2.50
The Pie rates of the Caribbean.
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