And plate with fork at a game. Whats went wrong?
Unless Ron has Catering Polis to prevent it, I am 90% sure if you ditch the plate and fork at your feet and proceed to scoff your meat/plant based savoury product of choice, you'll not get arrested.Surely its more difficult to eat a pie on a plate at a game, especially if the fork's plastic and liable to snap, than it is to eat a plateless pie. Unless there's a wee table or flat surface balancing the plate becomes unnecessarily cumbersome and there's a fair chance the ultimate result would be the dropping or even catapulting of pie. No good.
Ultimately the scotch pie is the ideal football food on the basis on its thick double crust pastry casing acting as a its own inbuilt and edible plate. Just ask that Paul Hollywood off the telly.
The queues are a nightmare, they really need to have a plan to sort that. Certain stand alone as in temporary kiosk’s for certain things
Or pizzas?Automated pie dispensers? It's the 21st century, Ron!
That's pie in the sky!Drones. That’s the future.
You pre order on on your mobile using the new D-Ron app keying in your seat number choosing the brown/red/American mustard/no sauce drop down.
Then choose from the three fun categories depending upon the number of pies you wish to purchase:-
1pie(That’ll do me)
1-3 pies (My eyes are bigger than my belly)
3+pies (And can I have a diet coke with that)
This business plan is patented but any supporters wishing to buy shares in this exciting and cutting edge indu…..Aw fuck,shit I forgot about those greedy bastard seagulls.
Back to the drawing board 🗑🗒
FEBO snackbars are as Dutch a tradition as windmills. If a wee bit less cultural. Kinda 'clean' version of a chippy, many late night bellies' last food call...Some mighty intriguing savoury delights in there. A whole different world from the mutton pie. Have the Hairy Bikers done a series on this?