latest fashion trend (apparently)

[Bofahibee]

Apparently the monkey tail beard is an actual thing. Your thoughts?

Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

Male fashion world changes often and rapidly. Regular boring mustache is no longer enough. Now you have to grow batstache to keep up with the times!

www.sadanduseless.com

 

[Westside Green]

They need to get out more

 

[vasco de gama]

They need to get out more

We all do

 

[Two Headed Boy]

This is the sort of thing you do in the mirror when you are shaving for a laugh.... You shout the wife through. Maybe take a selfie and put it in the group chat. You don't keep it though.

I usually go with a Hulk Hogan.

 

[moathibby]

Jackson will get one it's a nap.

 

[GORDONSMITH7]

There will always only be one MONKEY TALE.....MONKEEEY!

BIG G

 

[Bofahibee]

This is the sort of thing you do in the mirror when you are shaving for a laugh.... You shout the wife through. Maybe take a selfie and put it in the group chat. You don't keep it though.

I usually go with a Hulk Hogan.

That reminds me of a time when shaved off a few months' beard in stages (like you do) until eventually I was only left with a ginger Hitler moustache. At that moment there was a knock at the door and when I answered I discovered it was my new German neighbour come to invite me and the Mrs round for a drink. I had to talk to her with two fingers on my top lip to hide the tache while my Mrs rolled on the floor out of sight pissing herself with laughter.

 

[GORDONSMITH7]

That reminds me of a time when shaved off a few months' beard in stages (like you do) until eventually I was only left with a ginger Hitler moustache. At that moment there was a knock at the door and when I answered I discovered it was my new German neighbour come to invite me and the Mrs round for a drink. I had to talk to her with two fingers on my top lip to hide the tache while my Mrs rolled on the floor out of sight pissing herself with laughter.

BIG G

 

[Sir Shrink]

Apparently the monkey tail beard is an actual thing. Your thoughts?

Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

Male fashion world changes often and rapidly. Regular boring mustache is no longer enough. Now you have to grow batstache to keep up with the times!

www.sadanduseless.com

Don’t let these fuckers breed.

 

[Westside Green]

Don’t let these fuckers breed.

Keep the beards and they won't

 

[moathibby]

Don’t let these fuckers breed.

I don't think there's much chance of that.

 

[moathibby]

Oh dear am I turning into a self loathing homosexual?

 

[Sir Shrink]

Oh dear am I turning into a self loathing homosexual?

I don’t think so, just showing a bit of good taste.